Vicevi o bubnjarima
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Vicevi o bubnjarima
10 reasons not to date a drummer:
1) You wanted both of your feet massaged, but he keeps insisting that anything but one-footing is cheating.
2) Every time you get close, he stops to check what the BPM is.
3) Over dinner he seemed so hot, but you get him back to your place and you learn it was all just pro-tools editing.
4) He claimed online that he could go all night at 240, but you get him home and realize he's really just at 180, and kinda sloppy at that.
5) Flammy
6) He told you it was a 2B, but in truth it's more of a 7A.
7) You want nylon tip for protection, but he keeps insisting wood tip feels more natural.
8 ) Rim shots. Ouch.
9) Guess what, without the triggers, he's just a "tapper."
10) When it comes down to it, he's a little more interested in his gear than yours.
1) You wanted both of your feet massaged, but he keeps insisting that anything but one-footing is cheating.
2) Every time you get close, he stops to check what the BPM is.
3) Over dinner he seemed so hot, but you get him back to your place and you learn it was all just pro-tools editing.
4) He claimed online that he could go all night at 240, but you get him home and realize he's really just at 180, and kinda sloppy at that.
5) Flammy
6) He told you it was a 2B, but in truth it's more of a 7A.
7) You want nylon tip for protection, but he keeps insisting wood tip feels more natural.
8 ) Rim shots. Ouch.
9) Guess what, without the triggers, he's just a "tapper."
10) When it comes down to it, he's a little more interested in his gear than yours.
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KVLT!!!!
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7) You want nylon tip for protection, but he keeps insisting wood tip feels more natural.
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Re: Vicevi o bubnjarima
Hehe,
E ne znam da li sam prichao ovo vec negde...ali nema veze...
Shta da radish kada vidish bubnjara kako vrishti i trchi po dvorishtu krvav?
prestanesh da se smejesh i pucash ponovo.
E ne znam da li sam prichao ovo vec negde...ali nema veze...
Shta da radish kada vidish bubnjara kako vrishti i trchi po dvorishtu krvav?
prestanesh da se smejesh i pucash ponovo.
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Re: Vicevi o bubnjarima
Dobar.
Jel znate kako da prepoznate kad vam bubnjar kuca na vratima?
- Postepeno ubrzava.
Jel znate kako da prepoznate kad vam bubnjar kuca na vratima?
- Postepeno ubrzava.
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Kao rolna toalet papira zivot se odmotava... I svakom se desi, pre ili kasnije, da nema vise s cime da se obrise... ;]]]
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Re: Vicevi o bubnjarima
zashto bubnjari drze palice ispred shofer shajbne?
da mogu da se parkiraju na mesto za invalide...
ovaj je malo duzi...
na vratima za ulaz u klub stoji lik iz obezbedjenja, pametan chovek ima doktorat, ali jbg takva vremena mora da se radi..
dolazi njemu neki lik, i ovaj mu kaze da nemoze da ga pusti, ali lik uporan i ajde nema veze dogovoricemo se:
kazi ti meni koliki ti je iq, i ako ustanovim kroz pricu da me nisi slagao pustim te.
ok, iq 145
i pricaju oni sad o egzistencijalnoj filozofiju, i stvarno ovaj sve zna...
posle toga dolazi drugi lik, isti dogovor,
iq, 120
pricaju o matematici, prostornoj geometriji itd.
ok, sve zna, izvolite udjite..
dolazi treci lik, naravno isti dogovor
iq, 80
i pita ga obezbedjenje:
"a koje palice koristish?"
da mogu da se parkiraju na mesto za invalide...
ovaj je malo duzi...
na vratima za ulaz u klub stoji lik iz obezbedjenja, pametan chovek ima doktorat, ali jbg takva vremena mora da se radi..
dolazi njemu neki lik, i ovaj mu kaze da nemoze da ga pusti, ali lik uporan i ajde nema veze dogovoricemo se:
kazi ti meni koliki ti je iq, i ako ustanovim kroz pricu da me nisi slagao pustim te.
ok, iq 145
i pricaju oni sad o egzistencijalnoj filozofiju, i stvarno ovaj sve zna...
posle toga dolazi drugi lik, isti dogovor,
iq, 120
pricaju o matematici, prostornoj geometriji itd.
ok, sve zna, izvolite udjite..
dolazi treci lik, naravno isti dogovor
iq, 80
i pita ga obezbedjenje:
"a koje palice koristish?"
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Re: Vicevi o bubnjarima
Dobar.
Sta je to modro i krvavo sto lezi u bari?
- Gitarista koji je ispricao previse viceva o bubnjarima.
A ovaj sigurno svi znaju.
Kako se zove covek koji se druzi sa muzicarima?
- Bubnjar.
Sta je to modro i krvavo sto lezi u bari?
- Gitarista koji je ispricao previse viceva o bubnjarima.
A ovaj sigurno svi znaju.
Kako se zove covek koji se druzi sa muzicarima?
- Bubnjar.
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Re: Vicevi o bubnjarima
Koliko bubnjara treba da se promeni sijalica? Cetiri. Jedan se popne na sto, i promeni sijalicu, dok ostala tri raspravljaju da li je muzika bila bolja u 'starija' ili 'novija' vremena.
Nista specijalno.
Ovo su moji bendasi smislili za mene.
Sta radi bubnjar u muzickoj skoli? Klosari.
Nista specijalno.
Ovo su moji bendasi smislili za mene.
Sta radi bubnjar u muzickoj skoli? Klosari.