Vicevi

[lolekovin1991]

Eksira umorni radnik pivo pa kaze:" Uf, al' mi je leglo pivo k'o majka preko mrtvog deteta!"

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...jedinca

[lolekovin1991]

hehehee

[Bastardo]

Sta je gore od sedam beba u kanti za smece?
Jedna beba u sedam kanti za smece...

[Bastardo]

These rules of thumb are followed by those who survive the military and go on to other vocations.

"Aim towards the Enemy." - Instruction printed on U.S. Army Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. - U.S.M.C. Training Bulletin

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." - U.S.A.F. Literature.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantryman's Journal

"A slipping trigger gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." - Infantryman's Journal

"Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." - Infantryman's Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." - David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." - Infantryman's Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." - Anon Naval brass

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." - Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." - Your Buddies

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

[ProFTW]

"A slipping trigger gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's Magazine of Preventive Maintenance

Pao.Sa.Stolice!

[Mare]

Prodajem mlade piliće....
Skoro jaja

[Bastardo]

Prodajem babu, 1903 godiste, malo predjenih km, dosta odradjenih sati, u dobrom stanju. Dodajem dosta dodatne opreme (proteza, stake, invalidska kolica, perika, original levi kuk). Moguca zamena za 3 trebe po 25 godina.

[omen.buksa]

Zasto slon ima okrugla stopala? Pa da moze skakat po lopocima xD

[KIBEL BUBNJAR]

e a gdje je na kraju završilo oko od Halida Bešlić??
U reklamu za coca colu zero

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drzavni rekord na 100m u crnoj gori je 70m

[ProFTW]

[Maleni10]

Prodajem kucu na klizistu, malo presla

[lolekovin1991]

Uskoro u centru grada!

[lolekovin1991]

Jos jednom da napomenem da crnjacima NE ZELIM nikoga da uvredim niti da sirim mrznju... Ovo sam jednostavno morao da stavim...

Po cemu se razlikuju veliki i mali Jevrej?
-Veliki duze gori...