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BASH.ORG

Post by sinnerboy1 » April 14th, 2008, 4:04 pm

...stranica sa citatima sa chatova

vrištio sam od smijeha.... :D

http://bash.org/

za primjer par citata:
<N> which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
<Joker> Neither.
<Joker> Because it's twelve.
<anonop> whats your worst sex story?
<anon> I'll answer with a one-liner.
<anon> It takes a brave man to swim in the Red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from it.
carevi...
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by ogisha007 » April 14th, 2008, 7:46 pm

Do jaja sajt, jos odavno znam za njega :thumbsup:


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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard

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<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by digrejzo » April 14th, 2008, 11:04 pm

realno logovi su odlicna stvar za opustanje
ima sranje logova ali uglavnom je vecina do jajca :D
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by sinnerboy1 » October 7th, 2009, 2:53 pm

malo da oživim , evo par friških
<Jelena> Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
<StanM> Pussy is like MP3s
<StanM> For every one who pays for it, theres thousands more getting it for free.
<NimF> The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday.
<NimF> I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
<Logix> You know you watch too much porn, when you see a pussy and instantly know it's an asian pussy.
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by ProFTW » October 7th, 2009, 3:08 pm

lol lol lol lol lol
<Josh> I don't understand why churches and 'family groups' spend millions of dollars a year on abstinence-only instruction when a World of Warcraft account only costs fifteen dollars a month and has a much better record of ensuring virginity.
Thunderscreech: My nephew just got his black belt in Tae Kwan Do yesterday. Note: Apparently, it's not entirely accurate to call the ceremony a 'bar mitzvah for ninjas'.
<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
<Khassaki> HI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> try pressing the the Caps Lock key
<Khassaki> O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
<Judge-Mental> fuck me
<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ...
<peng> what?
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by sinnerboy1 » October 7th, 2009, 3:33 pm

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
:heavy:
<Insomniak`> Stupid fucking Google
<Insomniak`> "The" is a common word, and was not included in your search
<Insomniak`> "Who" is a common word, and was not included in your search
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Re: BASH.ORG

Post by Loshme » October 8th, 2009, 1:28 am

hahaha, odlicni su svi. lol lol
dmwit: You know, my first year at college they gave me a whistle.
dmwit: They told me it was a rape whistle.
dmwit: But no matter how hard I blew, I never got raped. =(
<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site

<Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean?

<BladeXT> *sigh*
<Max2645> Now my kid is all pissed off, and she won't even let me talk to her, see her, or even touch her.
<Piggah> yes, sometimes you have to feed them candy
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